U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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