Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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