i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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