You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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