The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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