he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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