from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Why can't burritos get me drunk
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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