Who wears a wallet chain?!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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