I feel like abortions should bother me more
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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