dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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