Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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