i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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