you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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