Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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