My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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