I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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