PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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