i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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