I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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