Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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