So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we're chasing vodka with high fives
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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