You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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