so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I see more hoeing in ur future
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