the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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