Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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