Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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