Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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