It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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