I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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