ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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