I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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