You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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