I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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