I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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