can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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