Don't you send me to vm
they need to just BURY HIM!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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