I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
