The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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