So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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