Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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