The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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