i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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