Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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