Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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