If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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