WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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