1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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