Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
