Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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