so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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