Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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